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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Panggilan hangit versi Hirfi Akwa

Hifri Akwa...membe aku paling taf skali..memang aku x nafikan..tahap disiplin yang ade padenye untuk pergi ke gym memang begitu tinggi skali..dulu mase awal2 masuk UiTM mmg badan nye sungguh kurus..xsangke gak kami membe2 hirfi menyangkekan yang 1 hari nnti badannye akan jd taf ala-ala pornstar laki..(aku xtgk porn..man kain burok yang ckp..aku tlg smpaikan aje)..boleh dikatekan..rutin harian fie mmg akn g ke gym pade waktu mlm..awl pg mengenakan protein susunye...pade waktu ptg die akn cube sedaye upaya untuk mencabut bulu dadanye satu persatu..

Walupon fie seorang yang rajin dan pandai..(pandai ke?)..ye..die mmg pndai..kalu x xkn la skang die ade di UK untuk smbung pengajiannya dlm ACCA..ACCA xtau?..ACCA adalah singkatan bagi Adoi Cucahnyela Calculation and Accounts..ye..fie mmg power..mmg pndai..kalu x pndai xkn la die pass 2 paper first ACCA 2 kan..skang tgh tggu result untuk 3 paper lg..blom pon abis belajar..1 audit firm telahpon mengintai fie dan mengambil fie bekerja..firm itu ialah EY (Eeeeeeeewwwwwllllllll Yucksssssss!!!!!!)..care sebut eeeeeeeewwwwllll adalah menyebutnye dengan kepale digerak2kan ala bapok..gerak due kali je tande eeeeeewwwwllll 2 due harkat...

Semua tahu fie ni mmg pndai..tp semua juga tahu fie ni sgt lemah..dan mudah berpeluh dahi tatkala neves atau cuak walupon dlm air cond..fie mmg lemah selalunya..bukan kadang-kadang lagi..sbg contoh..tatkala praktikal di salah sebuah firma audit di kota metropolitan KL..fie menggelabah sbb xleh bukak pintu ofis..puas die tolak..puas die tarik..abis bergegar pintu ofis..pas seminit due..baru die tringat....’eh..aku x swipe kad aku lagi kt pintu ni’...begitulah kelemahan fie yg pling ketara setakat ni..tak ketinggalan juga kelemahan fie terserlah tatkala kelas Law time degree dulu..semase kelas..lecturer menyuruh fie menjwb..mcm bese..fie mmg cuak lebih..sehingge menggunakan perkataan ‘the’ seblom nama seseorang..ayat beliau ialah...

‘THE Timah has....................’(itu lah pentingnye English Education)...

Tahun lepas..aku pernah mengenakan panggilan hangit terhadap fie..sblom aku g jauh..fie ni ade kerete satria biru...dan ketika pengambaran panggilan hangit 2 dijalankan..fie sdang bekerja di salah sebuah pasaraya di KL..panggilan hangit 2 aku wat sendiri..menggunakan fon company..(sorry bos)..tatkala aku bekerje di hari ahad..panggilan hangit ni aku wat sndiri..xperlu pertolongan Hot FM sbb aku tau membe aku sekor ni mmg tersgt la lemahnye..jom kte kte bace mcm mane aku wat panggilan hangit kt fie si lemah ni..

Ciko: Hello..may i speak to Hirfi Akwa plis?..(mcm bese..suare bapok india)
Fie: Yes..speaking..
Ciko: Hi hirfi..how are you?
Fie: I’m fine..
Ciko: Where are u now hirfi?
Fie: I’m working right now..
Ciko: oo..sorry..where is your office?
Fie: No..im working in a shopping complex as a cashier.
Ciko: o i see..eh..i thought you are working in a shopping complex, why there is no noise?
Fie: Owh..when i first saw there is a call from 03-xxxxxxxx i straight run away to the toilet..so right now i am in the toilet..hehehehe...
(time ni sumpah aku rase nk tergelak dah sbb membe confirm tgh lap peluh dan gelak hehehe tande mahu ilangkan neves..mungkin fie agak ada company call untuk offer keje..aku tahan gelak lagi)..
Fie: May i know who’s on the line please?
Ciko: Ups..sorry hirfi..i am amir..calling from ACCA..I am calling on behalf of my boss, may i know when can u deposit the admission fee?
Fie: owh..sorry sir..i am not aware about that..may i know when is the due date?
Ciko: hirfi..it is just around the corner..please don’t ask me which corner or what type of corner like corner kick or corner lot..your money should be deposited by this Friday..
(aku dgr fie gelak skit-skit..aku pon nk gelak..tapi tahan lagi..)
Fie: sorry sir..i will deposit the money as soon as possible..how much is it?
Ciko: what? You are asking me about the rate?i think you should know better right? U are the one who wants to further the study not me ok?!!!..
Sayup-sayup suare fie kena marah..
Fie: sorry sir..i know about it..my fault..i will deposit to your company’s account soon..
Ciko: Cool..How’s ur life?why do u want to proceed with ACCA..why don’t u work and study?
Fie: I prefer to study first then i will find a job. For the time being i am working here to add my pocket money for travelling to UK.
Ciko: Yup..thats good..
Fie: May i ask u a question?
Ciko: Sure hirfi..
Fie: today is Sunday, why do you call me during weekend? I thought your company is open on weekdays only right?
(aku mcm da nk terkantoi da kt cni..sumpah da tergelak ckit2..tp fie msih lemah..aku menkan die lagi)..
Ciko: well hirfi..u know what..here in this company, i am eager to work extra hours and i have 7 weekdays and no weekend. That is the only way for you to be up the curve.
(fuhh..lega aku..pandai gak aku kencing mamat ni)
Fie: wow..thats good..I love your way..life is unfair to me..that’s why i am working today even it is a weekend!!!!
Ciko: well..u can replace your ‘gym time’ to your work time right?
(alamak..aku da terlepas ckp..sumpah nk kantoi da)
Fie: hey..how do u know i go to gym?
(nasib baik aku ni sweet talker)
Ciko: Hirfi...don’t u remember that i have ur CV here?there is also your latest photo right?so i know u go to the gym la..
Fie: hehehe..sorry about that..i forget..
Ciko: hey hirfi..do u want to join us here in this company?well..u can get better than what u earn right now..if you agree then i can submit your name to my boss..by the way..just on temporary basis..once you are ready to fly to UK, your contract will be terminated.
Fie: That’s great!!!..i am interested..i got a big headache working here..*sigh..
(aku pon da malas nk ckp lame..kesian plak fie ni mmg sumpah lemah giler)
Ciko: Well..u can get extra money then i know u will probably upgrade ur blue proton satria right?
Fie: Eh..how do u know i drive a satria?
Ciko: my name is amir and my full name is amirul faiz...hahahahahaha..sorry dowh fie..jgn marah..
(fie diam jap tanda die x lagi berpeluh kt dahi..mungkin peluhnye dah tersejat)
Fie: hahaha..siot la ko ni ciko..aku cuak gler sial..da la aku mmg btol xbyr lg..hahahaha..kemak la lu..!!!
Ciko:haha..dah2..g smbung keje..lame da ckp ngan ko ni..sorry kaco dowh..chow..

Begitulah cerita fie yang lemah..aku tulis ni sbb nk peril die je..die bace blog aku tp xnk follow..konon silent follower..mcm haram..nantikan panggilan hangit versi bing, kebab, fahmy dan man kain burok..

11 comments:

Mohd Ilman said...

haha..kuang asam nye membe..hangitkan org..jgn r cte ak pnye..yg len xpe..

hafizul fahmy said...

Hahaha cilake la ciko...

alipvanpersie said...

haha cuak ke bab? aku nantikan kebab nya

Amirul Faiz said...

kebab..tggu je giliran ko bab..akan ku ceritakan..

fahmy...ape yg cilake?ke ko nk gak?ko pas kebab...ko pon lemah gak kan?

alip..hahaha..fie da bace ke blom?pnat aku post kt wall die lep..

wanie said...

kesiannyaaaaa kat member tu! hahaha tak baik lah bagi harapan palsu kat dia :P

muhammad idlan said...
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Amirul Faiz said...

wanie..ala..saje nk gurau2..diorg ok je..

Neeck Phuhmee said...

hahaha. si itam yg kuat menyakat. :D

Amirul Faiz said...

nik...hahaha...mcm la ko bru arini knal aku bro

bdk2 said...

hahahaa.....................new post pls.

Amirul Faiz said...

bdk2..sudah buat entry baru..